I Recommend A Harrison Ford Movie From The 90s

$2.00

I Give You A Haircut

$10.00

We Go On A Walk With Walter

$6.00

I Roast And Toast You

$5.00

We Grab A Drink

$10.00

I Make You Breakfast Tacos

$15.00

I Write A Sonnet About You Or Someone You Love

$2.00

I Get A Tattoo Of Your Name

$100.00

I Send You A Nude

$2,789.00

I Read You A Passage From Jimmy Buffett's Autobiography "A Pirate Looks At Fifty" Over The Phone

$10.00

We Go On A Jog

$10.00

I Send You A T-Shirt I Don't Want Anymore

$15.00